Gungjuilio
April 24th, 2003, 01:36
In a small village in the Great Northwest
A Blonde was cooking in her kitchen
After burning a few items on her electric stove trying to light the gas,
A small fire breaks out.
Panicked she calls the local fire department.
“Fire station” the voice on the line states.
“Help!! My kitchen stove is on fire!!” the Blonde yells.
“Now calm down we can be there in a short while.” The voice replies.
“Hurry!! It’s getting hot and spreading!!” screams the Blonde.
“OK…OK tell us how to get there!!” the voice replies.
“DUHHHH!! BIG RED TRUCK!!!”
No actual Blondes were harmed in the making of the previous joke..just fake ones.
:lol:
A Blonde was cooking in her kitchen
After burning a few items on her electric stove trying to light the gas,
A small fire breaks out.
Panicked she calls the local fire department.
“Fire station” the voice on the line states.
“Help!! My kitchen stove is on fire!!” the Blonde yells.
“Now calm down we can be there in a short while.” The voice replies.
“Hurry!! It’s getting hot and spreading!!” screams the Blonde.
“OK…OK tell us how to get there!!” the voice replies.
“DUHHHH!! BIG RED TRUCK!!!”
No actual Blondes were harmed in the making of the previous joke..just fake ones.
:lol: