Gungjuilio
April 24th, 2003, 04:58
Three men were walking down a beach one morning.
One was a Canadian, the other was Osama Bin Laden and the third was Uncle Sam.
A little ways down the beach all three came upon a lamp.
The Canadian picks it up and looks at it.
With a quick rub a Genie pops out and says, “I grant you three wishes!”
After a quick debate all three decide that they will receive one wish each.
The Canadian goes first.
“Genie, I am a farmer, my father was a farmer and my son will be a farmer. Therefore I wish all the soil in Canada to be forever fertile.”
Poof!!! The land in Canada from henceforth is forever fertile.
Osama exclaims “Genie, I wish a wall to surround around all Afghanistan that is indestructible and to be as high as the tallest peaks therefore no Americans or infidels can be in or get into Afghanistan!”
Poof!!! A huge inpeneratable wall surrounds Afghanistan and all American troops that were in there are kicked out and no-one can get in or out.
Uncle Sam thinks for a moment and states “Tell me about this wall Genie.”
Being an ex-civil engineer this seems to be a valid question so the Genie replies, “This is an indestructible wall totally surrounding Afghanistan. It is taller than the highest peak and nothing whatsoever can get out or in.”
Uncle Sam ponders for a moment, “Genie, my wish is to fill it with water!”
One was a Canadian, the other was Osama Bin Laden and the third was Uncle Sam.
A little ways down the beach all three came upon a lamp.
The Canadian picks it up and looks at it.
With a quick rub a Genie pops out and says, “I grant you three wishes!”
After a quick debate all three decide that they will receive one wish each.
The Canadian goes first.
“Genie, I am a farmer, my father was a farmer and my son will be a farmer. Therefore I wish all the soil in Canada to be forever fertile.”
Poof!!! The land in Canada from henceforth is forever fertile.
Osama exclaims “Genie, I wish a wall to surround around all Afghanistan that is indestructible and to be as high as the tallest peaks therefore no Americans or infidels can be in or get into Afghanistan!”
Poof!!! A huge inpeneratable wall surrounds Afghanistan and all American troops that were in there are kicked out and no-one can get in or out.
Uncle Sam thinks for a moment and states “Tell me about this wall Genie.”
Being an ex-civil engineer this seems to be a valid question so the Genie replies, “This is an indestructible wall totally surrounding Afghanistan. It is taller than the highest peak and nothing whatsoever can get out or in.”
Uncle Sam ponders for a moment, “Genie, my wish is to fill it with water!”