-=DoW=- JBDiamonds
May 13th, 2003, 17:29
The Golden Years
Seniors are the nation's leading carriers of aids, hearing aids, band aids, rolaids, walking aids, medical aids, government aids, and "most" of all, monetary aids to their kids!!!
So, the golden years have come at last and I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw, my memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell, my body is drooping and I got trouble pooping.
Conclusion: The golden years have come at last, the "golden years" can kiss my ass!!!
Seniors are the nation's leading carriers of aids, hearing aids, band aids, rolaids, walking aids, medical aids, government aids, and "most" of all, monetary aids to their kids!!!
So, the golden years have come at last and I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw, my memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell, my body is drooping and I got trouble pooping.
Conclusion: The golden years have come at last, the "golden years" can kiss my ass!!!