-=DoW=- JBDiamonds
June 11th, 2003, 21:01
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,I looked over to my left and there was a woman in
a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using
my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the
coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked
my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using
my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the
coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked
my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!