IsZi
September 9th, 2003, 09:01
A missionary in Africa realizes that the one thing he has never taught the
natives is how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the missionary points to a rock and says,
"This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results, when he
hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple
of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The missionary is really
flustered and quickly says, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, he pulls out his blow-gun and
poisoned darts and kills them.
The missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so
how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replies, "My bike."
natives is how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the missionary points to a rock and says,
"This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results, when he
hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple
of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The missionary is really
flustered and quickly says, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, he pulls out his blow-gun and
poisoned darts and kills them.
The missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so
how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replies, "My bike."