for maury, innox,shaken and evrey other canadian!!

[Nooj]

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?


1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp


3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down


4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have colured money.

25. Our beer advertisments kick ass


BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

25. And we don't bomb our allies.



oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!


I AM CANADIAN!!!






Michael McMahon

[sniper_nick]

:lol:

[-=DoW=- Lago]

In response:

You Know You're Canadian When:


You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.


You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.


Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.


The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.


The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.


You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.


You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.


You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.


You know what a toque is.


You've plugged a car in overnight.


You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia? The

Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the

pins and throwing them back

NEWS REPORT

The worst airline disaster in Canadian history happened this moring when a single passenger plane crashed in a large graveyard.

Rescue workers said there were no survivors and have retrieved 200 bodies so far. That number is expected to climb as digging continues


An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.

The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."

The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."

The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."

The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."

Reasons not to Bomb Canada

1.The bomb costs more than Canada.
2.Canada will eventually become a US state.
3.Hockey players would have no place to call home.
4.Canadian bacon would be eliminated.
5.France wouldn't have any more allies.
6.They are so close to the border that it may endanger American lives.
7.There are no "great" cities to bomb.
8.The snow would melt and would flood the Earth.
9.It would take more than 10 minutes. (Much too long)

[ByteMe97]

1. Ok you got me Smarties are pretty tasty...
2. N/A (don't know what these are, assuming it's candy in which case two words Hershey, Pennsylvania)
3. Less skill involved considering you have all the extra room to work with.
4. Oh yeah, home of the Expos....
5. OK this one is an odd one, it's technically American but was started in what is now Wisconson by a canadian indian tribe... 50% credit...
6. Yeah, but your players are all Swedish, Czech, and Russian
7. Oh yeah the Raptors, and the... nevermind they moved to Memphis...
8. But the apples are from Washington...
9. No comment... (never admit to watching either...)
10. Yeah but make an arguement against Krispy Kreme...
11. Tru, but drunk Canadians burn down white houses every day, I doubt it was even on purpose... :)
12. Partially true, there are more French people in New York, Chicago, and Philadelphia than in all of Canada...
13. That's cause you couldn't afford to fly home...
14. Which means someone withdrew or surrendered... (see 13)
15. But he was released on bail totalling half his pocket change...
16. Toss up... some plaid is cool...
17. 10% including the useless barren land and lakes or just 10%?
18. So can the average New York sewer rat...
19. Yeah but we know know how to use the wings best...
20. I beg to differ, I've been to Yellow Knife...
21. The first take plenty of lives, and I doubt a Zamboni eversaved anyone...
22. That's a defining moment for sure...
23. and now he can't walk... faulty product...
24. Green is a color... and our's can buy stuff...
25. But without Japan's TV's who would know...

Regardless of what the last 2 say... apparently basic math not one of the Canadian assets... 24. 25 again???

Our elections take one day, but since we have cities with populations larger than whole provinces they take a bit to count...

[Hari Seldon]

18. So can the average New York sewer rat...


Can you really, JB? :lol:

[ByteMe97]

UM... Ouch... and for me to say ouch it had be rough...
:)

[-=DoW=- Baseball]

4. Baseball is Canadian



I AM NOT!!!!! :lol:
:stick:

[Panda]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[tyler_durden]

too bad canada has to come to the usa for all that is truly good....i e everything

[Stryker[v³]]

Canada are a bunch of wierdos eh, you got wierd people who suck on dead peoples toes as a drinking game eh. Wierd Canadians eh... Your own capital wants to seperate and become its on country eh. So sad.

I know I know :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: 8)

[Nooj]

Canada are a bunch of wierdos
I know I know :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: 8)


man i would oh yeah we cant have our own idea ... exemple: we got canadian idle we got it from the usa, i got here in quebec a tv show loft story .. again its been took from france.....

[-=DoW=- MauryMac]

Canada are a bunch of wierdos eh, you got wierd people who S:_censore:K on dead peoples toes as a drinking game eh. Wierd Canadians eh... Your own capital wants to seperate and become its on country eh. So sad.

I know I know :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: 8)

Our Capital is NOT quebec, it is Ottawa Ontario. :stick:

[Stryker[v³]]

Sorry Maury... Not like I know about Canada. I mean its Canada. Wow Canada is so interesting. Not really but I like to jump on Mr. Rogers Trolley and travel to the land of make-believe! Still so that is not your capital, but a part of Canada wants to become its own. Thats gotta be telling you something... :twisted: :twisted:

I know I know :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick:
All in good fun... :mrgreen:

[-=DoW=- MauryMac]

All in good fun...

Yeah, but you still deserved to get :stick: :)

[Father-Time.]

This has some funny comments init and it also got a load of :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: 's init.

I like the beatings :banger:

[Nooj]

FT politics is all about that beating each other!!! :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick:

[-=DoW=- Allessir]

Byte....some of our counties have a higher population then a province. Some of our states have a higher population then ALL OF Canada.

[-=DoW=- MauryMac]

Yeah, we're spread pretty thin up here :D

[Innox]

I can't believe I missed this post, too funny!

[bradrichmond]

Ahhhh.... This is why you play "America's Army" eh :mrgreen:

[{Shaken}]

In addition Canada has the best fighter pilots, we won the Nato competition, Second we won the international Sniping competition, and third have the record for the longest combat sniper shot.........oh and I'd like to thank the U.S. for the equipment they loaned us to do it! DOOOH :roll:

[-=DoW=- Bulldozer]

what can u say but " Got Beer" , Eh :lol: :lol: :lol:

[-=DoW=- MauryMac]

I have a poster on my left that has a Canadian flag in the middle, and the Title:

Be Canadian

Drink Beer

:D

[-=DoW=- GOPfan]

:a_beer1: OOOOHHHHH! BEEEEEER!!