ESP on sale at 7-11!

[IsZi]

A man walks into a 7-11 store, gets a sub sandwich, some beers, and also pays for some gas that he had pumped before entering the store. While giving the customer his change, the cashier informs the customer that he now has ESP. How much change did the customer receive?

[Acedeal]

ESP = Eight Shinny Pennies ?

[-=DoW=- SSgt Hunt]

That must be an old joke!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[IsZi]

Nope... Acedeal's wrong. Although that's a nice response.

[-=DoW=- Baseball]

what the heck is ESP!? :lol:

[[FS]WhiteTiger2225]

it's usually psychic powers...mind reading, futuring seeing, ect...but i'm guessing it's not what he means in this case.

[Acedeal]

Eight Six Pence?
Err Some Pesos


NONE, He used a Credit Card :)

[Panda]

I want Eight Shiny Pennies! Ace, could you hook me up?

[Acedeal]

No, But I know "Eight Such People", who may have a few pennies :)

[IsZi]

Still wrong, all of you.

[Hari Seldon]

Eats
Suds
Petrol

[Acedeal]

Give us a HINT

[-=DoW=- JBDiamonds]

None, because he had ESP and knew the correct amount of his purchase.

[IsZi]

Okay, guys... this is just getting pathetic.
Fine, here's a hint: There was only one penny in the change given.

[-=DoW=- Baseball]

:2_cents: :2_cents: :2_cents: :2_cents: :2_cents: :2_cents: :2_cents: :2_cents: there, 8 shiny pennies just for u :lol:

[[FS]WhiteTiger2225]

1 penny huh?


hmm...

could it be $19.99?

Dont ask how i got this...

[TR-JustinMc06-]

When searching on google....

The Earth Sciences Portal

I have no idea, i think acedeal is right with the "8 shiney pennies" (i know, spelling, blah blah blah)

[Panda]

I really have no idea. Perplexing....

This had better not turn out to be some corny joke! :mrgreen:

[-=DoW=- JBDiamonds]

an extra shiny penny

[Panda]

Aww man, if that's the answer.....I'm gonna feel really dumb.

[-=DoW=- SSgt Hunt]

I have no idea but u guys are funny to watch :lol: :lol:

[IsZi]

Okay... cut it with the shiny pennies. There are NO shiny pennies! They're all rusted and corroded and covered in algae, how's THAT?!?!

[-=DoW=- MauryMac]

eight scum-covered pennies?

[-=DoW=- Body Piercer]

he got ALL of his change.....

[-=DoW=- SSgt Hunt]

1 penny huh?


hmm...

could it be $19.99?

Dont ask how i got this...




Did u notice that he said only one penny in change. $19.99 would require a minimum of 4 pennies :stick:

[-=WoD=- Bamboo -(S^F)-]

The man has ESP because he walked into a 7-11 and his change is:

$7.11

:wink:

[IsZi]

Bamboo - No
Everyone Else - ESP is *not* an acronym, so find another tree to start barking up.

[-=DoW=- MauryMac]

Just tell us already!

[Panda]

I know...sheesh!

[[FS]WhiteTiger2225]

^^ what they said

hunt, i meant that's how much he spent :stick:

[5thColumn]

A man walks into a 7-11 store, gets a sub sandwich, some beers, and also pays for some gas that he had pumped before entering the store. While giving the customer his change, the cashier informs the customer that he now has ESP. How much change did the customer receive?

p=sub sandwich q=beers r=gas
for all p,q,r that are in the set of 7-11, If p=q and q=r then p,q,r = esp
If p then q
if q then r
therefore p,q,r=esp


See its simple

[-=DoW=- MauryMac]

A man walks into a 7-11 store, gets a sub sandwich, some beers, and also pays for some gas that he had pumped before entering the store. While giving the customer his change, the cashier informs the customer that he now has ESP. How much change did the customer receive?

p=sub sandwich q=beers r=gas
for all p,q,r that are in the set of 7-11, If p=q and q=r then p,q,r = esp
If p then q
if q then r
therefore p,q,r=esp


See its simple

What?!

[Panda]

p=sub sandwich q=beers r=gas
for all p,q,r that are in the set of 7-11, If p=q and q=r then p,q,r = esp
If p then q
if q then r
therefore p,q,r=esp


See its simple

Ah yes the mathematical explanation. Very impressive. I wish I had tried that route. Then entire time I've been banking on divine inspiration.

[-=DoW=- Body Piercer]

OK Hunt whatever drugs you're on you better have brought enough for the whole class.

Oh yeah, you never equated anything with "E"

[[FS]WhiteTiger2225]

it's called geometry...or at least that's what my math teacher says it is... :lol:

[IsZi]

A man walks into a 7-11 store, gets a sub sandwich, some beers, and also pays for some gas that he had pumped before entering the store. While giving the customer his change, the cashier informs the customer that he now has ESP. How much change did the customer receive?

C'mon guys... you've never heard of the "six cents"?!?!

[-=DoW=- MauryMac]

You should be shot for that one Coby . . . Shot dead. :evil:

[Panda]

I hate you Coby. That was utterly terrible! :evil:

[Stryker[v³]]

Coby... What the... :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: That was pretty stupid... You shouldn't of let it go on so long!

[Acedeal]

:)
Pffft.... Good one Coby

[Father-Time.]

Coby, you need to be shot by all the platoons! :twisted:

I cannot beleive what and how many things went through my mind trying to figure it out. Man you took hours of me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one, i think that is the first one that has had to be answered by the poster. :banger: :banger: :banger:

[-=DoW=- Body Piercer]

Coby... What the... :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: :stick: That was pretty stupid... You shouldn't of let it go on so long!

I would have let it go longer and laughed my butt off the whole time.....but that's just me :)