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-=DoW=- MauryMac
December 28th, 2003, 23:09
For those that missed the first battle, read this first:
http://www.dow-sniper.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=4444

It seems as though the enemy was not pleased with their defeat some weeks ago, and took it upon themselves to launch a massive kamikaze attack. They layed dormant, gathering their remaining scattered forces for one last, major strike, which occured at approximately 1800 zulu on this brisk December's eve.

After what was one of the most bizarre holiday season's on record, the enemy literally poured out of the washing machine for approximately 20-30 minutes, completely undetected. My failure as commander has been made painfully aware, as we suffered many casualties. Too many to mention. I get choked up just thinking about it.

The strike was swift, but deadly, coming from all angles, and wiping out my entire front line, flanks, and reserves. The "new recruit" from the previous battle, still drunk with power, and a large head, was caught completely off guard, but has performed valiantly thus far in the cleanup/rescue operation; though it is i who should shoulder most of the blame. It was i who allowed this attack, my ignorance and inexperience lulled us into a false sense of security, and i was oblivious to the now obvious point of entry.

The enemy died well, and for that i salute them.

http://dogsofwar.serveftp.com/maurymac/salute.gif

argnt21
December 28th, 2003, 23:17
I really hope that this doesn't happen anymore mac, although the stories are quite entertaining. You should find something fictious to write these stories about, as I'm sure we all would like to see the next episode but not your expense(well maybe just a little I thought it was funny). Anyhow well written :lol: :lol:

-=DoW=- SSgt Hunt
December 29th, 2003, 02:03
Hope you scared the water out of them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Good luck if it happens again and I am in full agreement with argnt :banger:

Tatmtt2120
December 29th, 2003, 10:36
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Way to fight Maury. :banger:

Coldsteel
December 29th, 2003, 11:04
Be strong Maury, be strong! :anim_mar:

-=DoW=- Body Piercer
December 29th, 2003, 11:56
It takes a strong commander to admit his error. Good Job Soldier.

Hey Coldsteel, How did you manage to die 132.21 times?

Coldsteel
December 29th, 2003, 12:28
Hahaha... I forget about that - messin around one day... I believe that is my online time :)

recon73
December 29th, 2003, 12:48
Will you be handing out any purple hearts Maury? :P

-=DoW=- MauryMac
December 29th, 2003, 12:54
Posthumously yes. My entire forces were wiped out. Except for my "new recruit" who has been nominated for the medal of honor.

Coldsteel
December 29th, 2003, 14:45
"Thank God he's on our side!" :)

Recon_Alpha
December 29th, 2003, 15:44
Sorry to here of that assault... Hopefully it's the last of them... with added patrols I am sure your taking care of any possible future mishaps 8)

-=DoW=- GOPfan
December 29th, 2003, 20:44
Maury, I truly do sympathize. My parents have a simular ongoing battle in their basement. When I lived at home I spent several nights during heavy rain "standing guard" against the enemy. Good Luck!!

expulse
January 19th, 2004, 15:01
well in england a couple of years ago the enemy covered most of the low ground :lol: :lol:

-=DoW=- halfdolla
January 19th, 2004, 19:07
that's one way to put it mack! lol, most of us would most likely have just said that we had a lee and it flooded our basement but i comend you for you imaginenation and the great battle story it was really good!



p.s. where were you when i had to do cretive writing in college bound english my seionr year in high school, comedy and well writin!!!!! lol :banger:

Gungjuilio
January 21st, 2004, 14:24
The enemy probably wet itself...... :lol: