Stryker[v³]
February 2nd, 2004, 17:33
Original Version (Mostly, Kinda of forgot eveyrthing exactly)
There is a King who has a daughter. She is so beautiful, and so many youn Princes have come from so far so they can marry her. Finally 2 guys are left and they both want to marry her real bad. So the King says he shall hold a horse race, but theres a catch the person's horse who crosses the finish line last will marry the Princess. Each man knows they will not let the other one lose. So the Princess give them a hint. What does she tell em?
Xpendable's Wacky Wierd Version
Ok so basically theres these two dudes who want this princess... and her dad is all up in their faces being like no way buddies. But the dudes are like begging so the King father dude says ok you can only marry her if you win this contest. You got race with golf carts and the dudes they're like whoa man alright... I am so gonna win... Then the King dude is like... hmmm let me kick it up a notch. He says to the dudes, "The dude's whose golf cart crosses the finish line last wins..." and the dudes were all like man this is bogus lets go look for college chicks... but the Princess girl was like uh-uh you men are too fine to give up... I am so gonna marry one of you... then she took each of em and whispered in their ears the trick to winning the contest...
What she tell em?
There is a King who has a daughter. She is so beautiful, and so many youn Princes have come from so far so they can marry her. Finally 2 guys are left and they both want to marry her real bad. So the King says he shall hold a horse race, but theres a catch the person's horse who crosses the finish line last will marry the Princess. Each man knows they will not let the other one lose. So the Princess give them a hint. What does she tell em?
Xpendable's Wacky Wierd Version
Ok so basically theres these two dudes who want this princess... and her dad is all up in their faces being like no way buddies. But the dudes are like begging so the King father dude says ok you can only marry her if you win this contest. You got race with golf carts and the dudes they're like whoa man alright... I am so gonna win... Then the King dude is like... hmmm let me kick it up a notch. He says to the dudes, "The dude's whose golf cart crosses the finish line last wins..." and the dudes were all like man this is bogus lets go look for college chicks... but the Princess girl was like uh-uh you men are too fine to give up... I am so gonna marry one of you... then she took each of em and whispered in their ears the trick to winning the contest...
What she tell em?