Player-989
February 12th, 2004, 13:39
Please don't try this if I ever stop you or anyone I work with. I promise the outcome would not be very pretty.
John was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than he should have been). John passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled John over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk (that we all know about), asked "what's your hurry?"
To which John replied, "I'm late for work."
To which the cop asked, "what do you do?"
John replied, "I'm a Rectum Stretcher."
The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum strertcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
So John explained, "Well, I start by inserting one, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about six feet."
The cop who was still surprised and confused asked cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"
To which John politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Traffic ticket: $100.00
Court cost: $65.00
Look on the cop's face...... Priceless.
:mrgreen:
John was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than he should have been). John passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled John over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk (that we all know about), asked "what's your hurry?"
To which John replied, "I'm late for work."
To which the cop asked, "what do you do?"
John replied, "I'm a Rectum Stretcher."
The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum strertcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
So John explained, "Well, I start by inserting one, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about six feet."
The cop who was still surprised and confused asked cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"
To which John politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Traffic ticket: $100.00
Court cost: $65.00
Look on the cop's face...... Priceless.
:mrgreen: