woman vs man ;-)

[Shaumelia]

group of scientists (all Female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:


1. They have lots of data, but they are clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve the problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commitment to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. One power surge knocks them out for the whole night ! :wink:

[-=DoW=- cecoto]

Yep shaumelia that sums it up.
I confess im guilty. :stick:
I hate it when they find that out. :twisted: :twisted:

[TR-JustinMc06-]

reading....reading....reading....reading.....
loading responce....loading responce....loading responce....loading responce....

Ya Ya, that pretty much sums it up :banger:

[IsZi]

<CENTER>

Reading...
Processing...
Generating Response...</CENTER><CENTER>
Braindoze MT

A fatal exception OE has occurred at 0028:C0011E36 in VXD VMM(01) + 00010E36. The current application will be terminated.

Press any key to terminate the current application.
Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications.

Press any key to continue _
</CENTER>



CRAP!!!

[Shaumelia]

Who's the Boss?
A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss."
Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and growls, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you are going to stay at home where you belong. And another thing... Do you know who's going to comb my hair, adjust my pants, and then tie my bow tie?"
"I certainly do," says his wife calmly. "The undertaker!"
:D

LOL i am not going to do this to the wife i will have :mrgreen:

[Sanaseppo]

i ll have to disagree with the 5th reason :oops:
And jokes...Whats wrong if your wife comes out from the kitchen and starts to shout?? The chain is too long :stick:

[Datack3]

group of scientists (all Female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:


1. They have lots of data, but they are clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve the problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commitment to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. One power surge knocks them out for the whole night ! :wink:






group of scientists (all male) think that computers should be referred to as if they were female. Their reasons follow:


1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. :blindman:
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about asinformative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". .
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

[Shaumelia]

5. As soon as you make a commitment



Well love you did;-)

[Datack3]

hey we haven't been there jet.

Commin to think about it we first have to make a visit to my lawyer......

and even before that.....Shau honey I am broke already :wink:

[-=DoW=- cecoto]

:stick: