-=DoW=- JBDiamonds
April 1st, 2004, 19:38
The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove
that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them
has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants
throughout the forest. They question all plant and
mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they
burn the forest, killing everything in it, including
the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had
it coming.
The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a
badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay!
I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them
has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants
throughout the forest. They question all plant and
mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they
burn the forest, killing everything in it, including
the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had
it coming.
The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a
badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay!
I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"