-=DoW=- JBDiamonds
January 12th, 2005, 15:14
>> Test for Dementia
>> Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, >>answer all of them immediately. OK?
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> > You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake > > the LAST Person?
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> > Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add > > another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?
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> > Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question > > right?
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> > There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he > > successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
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> > KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
>> Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, >>answer all of them immediately. OK?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
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> > Try not to screw up in the next question.
> > To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake > > the LAST Person?
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> > Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
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> > Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question > > right?
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> > There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he > > successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
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